My Autobiography (draft)

Before I remember anything
Hurricane Betsy
The House on Loveland Street
I See Dead People & Pink Elephants
I Begin My Love Affair with Daydreaming
Romper Room
Child’s World & Mr. Martinez
Failing to Dance
Ms. Tisdale Says I’m Retarded and Mom Gets a Move On
The Boozo the Clown Show
A Philisophical Moment as Armstrong Walks on the Moon
Summers with the Hippy
Sissy & Dean and Carol Burnette
Chuckie and Chains and the Hippy Kicks Ass
Rosemary’s Son
Wig Castle and the Taco Bell
Tom Shorter and Meeting Col. Sanders
Daryl Reads Bedtime Stories
Daryl Spills the Beans to Predictable Results
Stealing Money from Shoney’s and Going to Las Vegas
Dad abandons me
Thibadeaux
I Peed Myself from Worry (or, Storytelling 101)
Danny’s Fried Chicken
Next to the Cane Field
Blackberry Bush
Pot-smoking Hippy on Christmas Day
Spot is dead
Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy
Minks in the Cane Field
Paradis
Daniell is Born
Daniell’s First Christmas Nightmare
First Attempt at Escape
Gators on the Bayou
First Short Story
First Letters
First Boyfriend
Sunflower Seeds
Nelson Nelson shows me a Transvestite Porn Mag
Evangeline and Chiquita Banana
Ghosts in the House
Moving Objects with my Mind
Jim Harris is Amberdextrious then Blows Himself Up
The Outsiders
Fainting in Gym Class
Grandma gets Cancer
Living with Grandma
Peaches
Blamed for Reading
Planning my Escape
Selling Poetry for Protection
My Brief Moment of Popularity
Grandma Dies
The Blue House
First Kiss
Accidental Period in Spanish
My Dark Days
Planning my Escape (Part II)
Barbie as a Storytelling Tool
The Debate Team
Miss St. Tammany
Grandpa Dies
The Bastard Escapes
Loss of Virginity
At a Chicago Deli
Surat and Picasso at the Chicago Art Museum
Christians Piss my Mom off
UNO
Dorm: The Red Head Becky
The Break Up
Trina and U.K. Squeeze
Randy
Frank, Jill and Tara
Until Waiting Fills
Safety Dance
Ben and the condom gets lost
Moving out of the Dorm
Maggie and The Red Head Becky
Working at the Windsor Court
Loyola
Jennifer
Curley Fries and Daquries
My First Boyfriend Comes Out
Late Nights with Aunt Velma
Mark
Rectory
LSD
Monopoly with Dr. Lala
Nikko and Ms Sophie
Mark Saft
The Bastard Briefly Resurfaces
Christians Piss my Mom off (II)
UNO
Married in the Golden Space Shuttle
A Stormy Night at John Paul’s
Cross Country
Recruited by the CIA in Monterey
Rescuing David in Vegas
Cross Country (II)
GMU
The Postmodernists Have Me (and they never let go)
Killing the Civic
Cross Country (III)
El Toro
The Gulf War (the big one)
Mark Held for Questioning & Nikko Doesn’t Make it Out Alive
Laguna Beach
SVIA and MSF
Rankin
New Horizons
Chris and Tracey and Kevin and Dave
Buzen
Traffic
The World Wide Web
Tokyo
ISP
Writing for Money
Opening up the Marriage
Divorce
London
Film School
Clubbingback to top
Thicker than Water
PJNJ
Tokyo Cowboys
Sweden
Independent Filmmaking and how not to manage money
The London Fetish Scene
Leaving Stirling Court
Getting Married in Sweden
Living with the Rowells
Moving to New Orleans
Homeless
Pet sitting
Jobless
Writer for Hire
Blogging for Dollars
Shooting "Little Baby Eyes"
Living with my sister (nine humans & four animals in a 3 bedroom house)